50 days and counting.  Yes folks, my days are now numbered.
Some would say that giving a presentation on how to spot a fake luxury good (or as I'd like to call it "How to Spot a Fake Louis Vuitton") says that I'm shallow and materialistic.  Well, the truth is, I am a brand-whore and if you asked me what I know, I'd shopping.  I am a DAMN good shopper.  I would make a GREAT personal shopper.  However, I don't know if I'd ever get hired as a personal shopper.  In any case! all of my friends think my presentation topic is pretty clever and funny and I think so too.  Wouldn't you rather learn about how to tell a fake Coach bag from a real one instead of learning about how to make good chocolate chip cookies?
And folks, I've hit a new low.  SERIOUSLY.  I think I'm becoming a heffer again AND! I've considered calling someone I don't really want to talk to as practice to call someone I DO want to talk to.  I'm THAT twisted.  But I need courage and well...right now, I don't have it.  I don't know why I'm flipping out over this person.  It's so pathetic.  It's worst than a crush.  And normally I wouldn't be so stupid when it comes to this but I can't help it.  *sigh* I need a new hobby.
Busy weekend ahead.  Founders Day, volunteering and attempting to clean my apartment... take two. 
I've decided to give up shopping.  I might give up carbondated beverages too but let's be honest--it's harder for me to give up shopping now than it is Coke.
Have I mentioned I'm pathetic?