Ten Reasons why I'm sure your summer has been better than mine:

10) I've been living out of a duffle bag, wearing the same 7 outfits for the last 3 months.
9) My parents have already tried to set-me up with someone they think I'm compatible with because he's a "doctor."
8) I've worked over 40 hours for the past 3 weeks...at my part-time job.
7) I make less than $10/hr at said part-time job.
6) I've gone shopping twice this summer. TWICE!!
5) I hate unpacking...and I haven't even started to unpack my stuff from Wisconsin.
4) I haven't even moved into my new place, yet somehow it's already turned into a second storage area for my mom.
3) Some ass-wipe stuck a sticker on my car that won't come off so now I have to powerwash my windshield.
2) My wallet wasn't stolen but my credit card was.
1) I have less than 5 weeks until school starts and no vacation/free weekend in sight.